I RUN THE PINBALL GAME!

So shouts to Reverend Cinnamon Underpants for hollering at a true boss to come through and rep in his Pinball tournament. He’s the homie and naturally when ever a friend asks you if you’d like to play in his pinball tourney you say fuck yeah lets do it! Now given I don’t play much pinball, maybe some Simpsons in the back of Elbo Room if I’m bored but that’s about it. My strategy was to play to my strengths which meant be the most hating ass team possible. I did need a partner so I hollered at Thuggy to get down. I told him we would probably lose the first round but fuck it, lets come out hating from the gate. Read the rest of this entry »

My Kleins

These are my favorite screwdrivers ever.  I grew up using craftsman tools, I’ve had some pro Stanleys, used westwards, WIHA, Proto, Snap-On, even that garbage shit they sell at Autozone, and all kind of other random cheap ass bullshit screwdrivers. Nothing beats these Kleins though. I started using these 6 or 7 years ago and never looked back. I have yet to snap one of these. Read the rest of this entry »

Just Saw This and Laughed

From this interview with B.cause

SIS: If you could imagine one situation where the Hard as Fuck mixes are played, what would that be?

B: Probably at the park, because my friend Serg likes to drink beer and yell a lot — you can do that there and not get kicked out, usually.

Tall Can Marathon 3

(the tecates are spectator beer)

This last Saturday afternoon while the hearts of american soccer fans were getting a well deserved reality check I was preparing for another epic battle of 16oz beers that is known as Tall Can Marathon. It’s been a few years since the last one because of a lack of a large enough place with two bathrooms and a venue that wasn’t afraid of a drinking competition. My apartment is way too small. I had pretty much given up any hope of doing this and just told any friend that asked that I was not planning on doing it again. Considering I get asked all the goddamn time I couldn’t get the idea of TCM3 out of my head. Read the rest of this entry »

this album makes me think of buses

the summer of 2002 I listened to this song every fucking day as I jumped on the 39(?) to ride down to my shit job at the titanic exhibit at the Arizona Science Center. Read the rest of this entry »

Smoke Something Bitch

I don’t know when but I’m going to smoke some fucking shoulder this july, por favor believe it bitches. I just want to feel like that again. Read the rest of this entry »