The Legend of the Lost Stay Hatin’ Episode
A fortnight ago, three druids solemnly convened to record their ancient wisdom that they might share it with the rap world. After imbibing a mystical potion, they gathered in their studio and recorded a podcast more mighty than any the internet has heretofore seen.
They offered pronouncements on subjects vital to the fate of rap music, such as whether it’s really necessary for Big K.R.I.T. to rap, whether any rapper regularly makes videos featuring ladies more unattractive than those in Droop-E’s videos and the implications of Nacho Picasso’s pledge that “when [he’s] rammin’, she gon’ need a stand-in”. Deeply moved by the proceedings, the bearded wise man known only as Soft Money even sang a heart-rending tribute to his Uncle Jojo (this was later determined to have been inspired by Soft Money’s mishearing of a Bone Thugs-N-Harmony lyric).
All was not well, however.
Sensing a threat to their empire of enforced blandness and mediocrity, the forces of darkness rallied to their evil leader, Aubrey Graham. Channeling all of their power, they chanted incantations through a dark cauldron, casting a spell on Stay Hatin’s intern, Kenny. Under their sinister power, Kenny sabotaged the recording, turning 80 minutes of supreme wisdom into an incomprehensible jumble of white noise.
The forces of darkness rejoiced. The mighty podcast would never air, for they had eliminated all traces of it. Or so they thought.
We now bring to you the only surviving evidence of the mighty podcast, a .zip folder of 17 songs allegedly discussed by the Stay Hatin’ druids during the lost recording. It is our hope that you will carefully study these scrolls and discover their hidden meaning(s), that you may carry the torch of rap music against the forces of darkness.
Download the songs of the Legendary Lost Episode of Stay Hatin’
1. DJ Premier & Bumpy Knuckles – We Are At War
2. Jarren Benton – Broken Language 09 feat. 4-ize
3. 8Ball & MJG – We Buy Gold feat. Big K.R.I.T.
4. Stak5 – Cars and Clothes feat. Killa Kyleon & Messiah
5. Slim Thug – Chase feat. Scarface & M.U.G.
6. Droop-E – Rossi Wine feat. Kendrick Lamar
7. Schoolboy Q – Sacrilegious
8. Antwon – Helicoptor (City of Thieves Remix)
9. Shadowrunners – 808-Bit Revenge Remix feat. Western Tink
10. B.Dolan – Film the Police
11. Chris Mille – All Day
12. iamsu! x Jay Ant – On My Mind feat. Mike Dash-E
13. J. Diggs, Mac Dre & Rappin’ 4-Tay – Bay Motto
14. Blue Sky Black Death & Nacho Picasso – Rammin’
15. Cellski – Cake Boss feat. Husalah
16. Gucci Mane – Trap Back
17. Trae tha Truth – Wake Up feat. French Montana
download it because we lost it