Looking for the girls with the halter tops.
Author: SergDun
always love the way he says fantastic and don quixeto
didn’t realize the actual music video for Mexico Or Bust was on youtube
Here is Future talking about how “Karate Chop” is next single (YAY) and how it will feature Lil Wayne (EHH). (I wanted them to throw Future’s Dungeon uncle Khujo on it but what do I know about rap music? Nothing, I know nothing.)
Nayvadius then goes on to talk about how style biters pushed him to advance the voice crack approach that he uses on “Karate Chop” and “My.” Lately I’ve been thinking about this trend, how experimentation and evolution in rap styles has progressed from being a mostly cadence oriented push to being more about showing off new intonation and pronunciation techniques. I mean dudes are still changing cadences (or more likely, biting them WHATEVER) but it seems like a greater emphasis has been put on weird inflections, from Nicki’s accents and Future’s voice cracks and Kendrick’s Zeldar spit all the way down to those growly New York goth kids who suck off the ASAP teet. All of this is alright with me (except for maybe the Goth Growls –
YOU AREN’T NOSAJ OR SEBASTIAN BRUH
).
Lil Wayne is probably responsible for evolving this game, but strangely he isn’t playing it at all anymore. This is why he will inevitably sound out of place when he lays his “Karate Chop” verse. In part he’s been outmodded, the depths of his past gurgles sound downright quaint in light of today’s multitracked madness but also I think he stopped caring. When people talk about how Wayne fell off as a rapper they usually point to the awfulness of his punchlines. This is a bit of a red herring, I think. Even in his prime he was frequently sort of corny on the page. The difference between then and now is that he’s not really selling the corn through styles anymore, not styles of cadence or styles of inflection. He’s become a regular ass rapper and his writing alone can’t carry that.
I didn’t watch this video because I don’t care about future really, just wanted to highlight that because I like New Kingdom a lot.
I spent christmas eve being productive like ripping this vhs tape to youtube because it’s so stupid.
I have this whole tape and have been meaning to digitize it because I haven’t figured out what I’m going to do with this footage yet but all this long butt has to live. But it turns out our vcr that we haven’t touched in 6 years doesn’t work anymore. fuck.
This is the struggle that I’m living
Indiana Jones Mystery Package
We don’t really even know how to start this post. Yesterday we received a package addressed to “Henry Walton Jones, Jr.”. We sort-of shrugged it off and put it in our bin of mail for student workers to sort and deliver to the right faculty member— we get the wrong mail a lot.
Little did we know what we were looking at. When our student mail worker snapped out of his finals-tired haze and realized who Dr. Jones was, we were sort of in luck: this package wasn’t meant for a random professor in the Stat department. It is addressed to “Indiana” Jones.
What we know: The package contained an incredibly detailed replica of “University of Chicago Professor” Abner Ravenwood’s journal from Indiana Jones and the Raiders of the Lost Ark. It looks only sort of like this one, but almost exactly like this one, so much so that we thought it might have been the one that was for sale on Ebay had we not seen some telling inconsistencies in cover color and “Ex Libris” page (and distinct lack of sword). The book itself is a bit dusty, and the cover is teal fabric with a red velvet spine, with weathered inserts and many postcards/pictures of Marion Ravenwood (and some cool old replica money) included. It’s clear that it is mostly, but not completely handmade, as although the included paper is weathered all of the “handwriting” and calligraphy lacks the telltale pressure marks of actual handwriting.
What we don’t know: Why this came to us. The package does not actually have real stamps on it— the outside of the package was crinkly and dirty as if it came through the mail, but the stamps themselves are pasted on and look like they have been photocopied. There is no US postage on the package, but we did receive it in a bin of mail, and it is addressed to the physical address of our building, Rosenwald Hall, which has a distinctly different address from any other buildings where it might be appropriate to send it (Haskell Hall or the Oriental Institute Museum). However, although now home to the Econ department and College Admissions, Rosenwald Hall used to be the home to our departments of geology and geography.
If you’re an applicant and sent this to us: Why? How? Did you make it? Why so awesome? If you’re a member of the University community and this belongs to you or you’ve gotten one like it before, PLEASE tell us how you acquired it, and whether or not yours came with a description— or if we’re making a big deal out of the fact that you accidentally slipped a gift for a friend in to the inter-university mail system. If you are an Indiana Jones enthusiast and have any idea who may have sent this to us or who made it, let us know that, too.
We know this sounds like a joke/hoax… it’s not (at least, from our end). Any hints, ideas, thoughts, or explanations are appreciated. We’ve been completely baffled as to why this was sent to us, in mostly a good way, but it’s clear this is a neat thing that either belongs somewhere else— or belongs in the halls of UChicago admissions history.
Internet: help us out. If you’re on Reddit (we’re not) or any other nerdly social media sites where we might get information about this, feel free to post far and wide and e-mail any answers, clues, ideas, thoughts, or musings to indianajonesjournal@uchicago.edu (yes, we did set up an email account just to deal with this thing).
**Update: we have heard from Lucasfilm (nerd sidebar: OMG SO COOL) that this is not some type of viral marketing package for any upcoming Indiana Jones films or events. We have narrowed the likely maker down to the most-accurate Ebay match (seller “Ravenbar”) but have not been able to get in touch with the seller, nor do we have any sense of why this would have made its way to our office. More photos of the journal can be found in the Chicago Red Eye here. We will be placing this in the University of Chicago library’s Special Collections once our mystery has been solved, so to those who have asked if it is for sale, sadly, the answer is no. Thanks to all who have sent tips or ideas (and to all of the news organizations that found this cool enough to pick it up)— please keep the ideas coming!**
How come nobody ever sends us any Indiana Jones mail? 🙂
this is hella dope mayne
The Combat Jack Show – Ebro Darden Interview
Jack n ‘em sit down with Hot 97 program director Ebro Darden, who proceeds to drop absolute knowledge for an hour. This should be required listening for anyone who wants to bitch about what’s wrong with radio.
yeah this is good, also why I never turn on the radio even if it’s late night. My phone looks at one demographic: me
I like this band a lot
I got that work
shouts to 12manrambo, whose rare and secrete demos I can never afford.
yeah man I need to go over to dudes spot and swoop, been lagging, dude had great tapes