Turf Talk trailer with that Lazer Sword surf news
it’s better than the entire Turf Sinatra tape
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Complex: 50 Greatest Bay Area Rap Songs
So I was asked to do this, and found that making lists is very, very difficult, especially when you have so many things that need to be on the list, and so many things you want to put on the list. I think I struck a decent balance here, though it was very, very difficult, as I mentioned above.
These things always draw a ton of hate, so pile on!
I hate lists but if you like them peep this one
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FUCK YOU IN YOUR PUSSY
Look, it doesn’t take much to get me fucking pissed off about food but mac and cheese is some serious shit with me. My mac and cheese will wreck you, no joke I’ve fucking worked on it and made it legit as fuck. I didn’t give a fuck when kraft played their fucking role like a bitch is suppose too with their bullshit ass cheeseasaurus dogshit in a box.
This shit is for straight bitchhands. Look dumbass it’s the same fucking bullshit they sell you for less in a cardboard box but now it has a bag and you put it in the oven with that garbage they call breadcrumbs and “seasoning pack.” Dumbass you could have made something a million times better in the same amount of time without making their bullshit sawdust cheese sauce. I mean yeah if you got the tastebuds of a fucking 4 year old I guess it doesn’t matter but I don’t. It just annoys me that they try to pass this bullshit off as Homestyle, on some walmart gourmet bullshit. Motherfuckers use to take pride in making food, now they take pride in adding hot sauce to the Kraft seasoning packet, fuck that sara lee bullshit ass dogma raping my stomach with lazy garbage ass recipes.
Fuckface if you want to do homestyle then man the fuck up and make it from fucking scratch, it’s goddamn mac and cheese. This shit is easy and takes less than 30 goddamn minutes. You’re not on fucking topchef, just make a fucking cheese sauce out of whatever the fuck you like and pour that shit over mac and cheese, throw it in the oven and wait for it to bubble. If you can’t do that you are too fucking stupid to be making this Kraft fuckface bullshit in the first goddamn place.
FUCKING BITCH THIS IS WHAT THE FUCK HOMESTYLE LOOKS LIKE
WHAT!
This is how I blog about food.
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I stand corrected
Although I don’t remember this happening so I have my doubts
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when is the last time you puked?
been at least 7 years
last time I puked was a night I stayed home with tecate and grocery store fried chicken. After polishing both off and getting thoroughly wasted at home I decided to climb into bed but that’s when shit went bad fast.
Fucking earled right next to the bed. The lady was not happy with that so as a result I ended up cleaning that shit up in a drunken stupor, not fun. I did clean it all up and pass out in the bed tho.
Haven’t puked since, felt like it a few times but didn’t. Fuck at SXSW a couple years back I even tried forcing myself after going on a 7-11 rampage at 3 am and eating all kinds of mistakes. Couldn’t get shit out tho.
I think puking is over for me, well hopefully.
The Quietus: DJ Spanish Fly Interview
The Quietus’ Phil Hebblethwaite talks to Memphis DJ originator Spanish Fly.
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