{"id":1016,"date":"2012-04-07T01:12:02","date_gmt":"2012-04-07T01:12:02","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.beerandrap.com\/word\/2012\/04\/07\/i-had-a-dream-that-my-ex-gf-gave-me-a-stack-of\/"},"modified":"2012-04-07T01:12:02","modified_gmt":"2012-04-07T01:12:02","slug":"i-had-a-dream-that-my-ex-gf-gave-me-a-stack-of","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.beerandrap.com\/word\/2012\/04\/07\/i-had-a-dream-that-my-ex-gf-gave-me-a-stack-of\/","title":{"rendered":"i had a dream that my ex gf gave me a stack of cash and told me to run &#8217;cause her ex was coming, but i was like, &#8220;fuck that!&#8221;. But all of a sudden i&#8217;m in a canoe in the air, paddling away from her and him??? WTF does that mean??"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Putahontas is not to be trusted<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Putahontas is not to be trusted<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1016","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.beerandrap.com\/word\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1016","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.beerandrap.com\/word\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.beerandrap.com\/word\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.beerandrap.com\/word\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.beerandrap.com\/word\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1016"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.beerandrap.com\/word\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1016\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.beerandrap.com\/word\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1016"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.beerandrap.com\/word\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1016"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.beerandrap.com\/word\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1016"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}