{"id":1364,"date":"2011-11-17T01:43:13","date_gmt":"2011-11-17T01:43:13","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.beerandrap.com\/word\/2011\/11\/17\/kevinmonty-questions-that-will-most-definitely\/"},"modified":"2022-01-19T02:21:09","modified_gmt":"2022-01-19T02:21:09","slug":"kevinmonty-questions-that-will-most-definitely","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.beerandrap.com\/word\/2011\/11\/17\/kevinmonty-questions-that-will-most-definitely\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<div id='gallery-1' class='gallery galleryid-1364 gallery-columns-3 gallery-size-thumbnail'><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon portrait'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/www.beerandrap.com\/word\/2011\/11\/17\/kevinmonty-questions-that-will-most-definitely\/attachment\/1365\/'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"https:\/\/www.beerandrap.com\/word\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/11\/tumblr_luqgizdpaL1qzdt1ko1_1280-150x150.png\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div><\/figure>\n\t\t<\/div>\n\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/kevinmonty.tumblr.com\/post\/12887419230\/questions-that-will-most-definitely-be-asked-of\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">kevinmonty<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><strong>Questions that will most definitely be asked of Representative Nancy Pelosi\u2019s <em>staff<\/em> at her 24th and Bartlett \u201cCongress On Your Corner\u201d event:<\/strong><\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>\u201cAyo! Where the senator at?!\u201d<\/li>\n<li>\u201cWhat\u2019s your stance on snackin\u2019 on weed cookies in Dolores Park?\u201d<\/li>\n<li>\u201cHey, you\u2019re not that bitch from the flyer. What the fuck is this?\u201d<\/li>\n<li>\u201cHey can I get thirty-five cents for the bus?\u201d<\/li>\n<li>\u201cHello miss, can I help you with your things? No? How about a backrub? Say, Mama. Mama? Mammma? Oh mama, you\u2019ve got it now.\u201d<\/li>\n<li>\u201cCan we just cut the bullshit and get to the reason why everyone\u2019s here: is the Washington Monument an alien communication tower or what?\u201d<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>or you could ask her why the fuck she has not done anything to prevent congressional insider trading and how she benefited from visa stock by delaying a bill.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>kevinmonty: Questions that will most definitely be asked of Representative Nancy Pelosi\u2019s staff at her 24th and Bartlett \u201cCongress On Your Corner\u201d event: \u201cAyo! Where the senator at?!\u201d \u201cWhat\u2019s your stance on snackin\u2019 on weed cookies in Dolores Park?\u201d \u201cHey, you\u2019re not that bitch from the flyer. What the fuck is this?\u201d \u201cHey can I [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"gallery","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1364","post","type-post","status-publish","format-gallery","hentry","category-uncategorized","post_format-post-format-gallery"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.beerandrap.com\/word\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1364","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.beerandrap.com\/word\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.beerandrap.com\/word\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.beerandrap.com\/word\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.beerandrap.com\/word\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1364"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.beerandrap.com\/word\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1364\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1366,"href":"https:\/\/www.beerandrap.com\/word\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1364\/revisions\/1366"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.beerandrap.com\/word\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1364"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.beerandrap.com\/word\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1364"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.beerandrap.com\/word\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1364"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}