{"id":1564,"date":"2011-09-04T20:43:03","date_gmt":"2011-09-04T20:43:03","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.beerandrap.com\/word\/2011\/09\/04\/my-toothpaste-game-just-got-modern-as-fuck-10\/"},"modified":"2022-01-19T02:30:33","modified_gmt":"2022-01-19T02:30:33","slug":"my-toothpaste-game-just-got-modern-as-fuck-10","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.beerandrap.com\/word\/2011\/09\/04\/my-toothpaste-game-just-got-modern-as-fuck-10\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<div id='gallery-1' class='gallery galleryid-1564 gallery-columns-3 gallery-size-thumbnail'><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon portrait'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/www.beerandrap.com\/word\/2011\/09\/04\/my-toothpaste-game-just-got-modern-as-fuck-10\/attachment\/1565\/'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"https:\/\/www.beerandrap.com\/word\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/09\/tumblr_lr0mvrWpyo1qa2zudo1_1280-150x150.png\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div><\/figure>\n\t\t<\/div>\n\n<p>My toothpaste game just got modern as fuck! 10 dollar toothpaste too! 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