{"id":2154,"date":"2011-02-16T23:34:00","date_gmt":"2011-02-16T23:34:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.beerandrap.com\/word\/2011\/02\/16\/want-to-hear-a-rap-song-about-masturbating\/"},"modified":"2011-02-16T23:34:00","modified_gmt":"2011-02-16T23:34:00","slug":"want-to-hear-a-rap-song-about-masturbating","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.beerandrap.com\/word\/2011\/02\/16\/want-to-hear-a-rap-song-about-masturbating\/","title":{"rendered":"Want to hear a rap song about masturbating?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a target=\"_blank\" href=\"http:\/\/soundcloud.com\/johnnymoog\/johnny-moog-rapid-ric-the-moog-files\" rel=\"noopener\">Download the Johnny Moog and Rapid Ric mix<\/a> and go about 15 minutes into it until you hear the song that I can only assume is called I Ain&rsquo;t Afraid To Touch Myself as that is the fucking chorus. Never mind the part where he chants &ldquo;I pull, I jerk, and I squeeze it till that motherfucker hurt&rdquo;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Download the Johnny Moog and Rapid Ric mix and go about 15 minutes into it until you hear the song that I can only assume is called I Ain&rsquo;t Afraid To Touch Myself as that is the fucking chorus. Never mind the part where he chants &ldquo;I pull, I jerk, and I squeeze it till [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[397,132,127],"class_list":["post-2154","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-johnny-moog","tag-rapid-ric","tag-texas"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.beerandrap.com\/word\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2154","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.beerandrap.com\/word\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.beerandrap.com\/word\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.beerandrap.com\/word\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.beerandrap.com\/word\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2154"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.beerandrap.com\/word\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2154\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.beerandrap.com\/word\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2154"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.beerandrap.com\/word\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2154"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.beerandrap.com\/word\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2154"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}