{"id":2223,"date":"2011-01-26T02:01:00","date_gmt":"2011-01-26T02:01:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.beerandrap.com\/word\/2011\/01\/26\/when-is-the-last-time-you-puked\/"},"modified":"2011-01-26T02:01:00","modified_gmt":"2011-01-26T02:01:00","slug":"when-is-the-last-time-you-puked","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.beerandrap.com\/word\/2011\/01\/26\/when-is-the-last-time-you-puked\/","title":{"rendered":"when is the last time you puked?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>been at least 7 years<\/p>\n<p>last time I puked was a night I stayed home with tecate and grocery store fried chicken. \u00a0After polishing both off and getting thoroughly wasted at home I decided to climb into bed but that&rsquo;s when shit went bad fast.<\/p>\n<p>Fucking earled right next to the bed. The lady was not happy with that so as a result I ended up cleaning that shit up in a drunken stupor, not fun. I did clean it all up and pass out in the bed tho.<\/p>\n<p>Haven&rsquo;t puked since, felt like it a few times but didn&rsquo;t. Fuck at SXSW a couple years back I even tried forcing myself after going on a 7-11 rampage at 3 am and eating all kinds of mistakes. Couldn&rsquo;t get shit out tho.<\/p>\n<p>I think puking is over for me, well hopefully.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>been at least 7 years last time I puked was a night I stayed home with tecate and grocery store fried chicken. \u00a0After polishing both off and getting thoroughly wasted at home I decided to climb into bed but that&rsquo;s when shit went bad fast. Fucking earled right next to the bed. The lady was [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2223","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.beerandrap.com\/word\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2223","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.beerandrap.com\/word\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.beerandrap.com\/word\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.beerandrap.com\/word\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.beerandrap.com\/word\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2223"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.beerandrap.com\/word\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2223\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.beerandrap.com\/word\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2223"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.beerandrap.com\/word\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2223"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.beerandrap.com\/word\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2223"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}