{"id":2560,"date":"2010-11-01T19:37:00","date_gmt":"2010-11-01T19:37:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.beerandrap.com\/word\/2010\/11\/01\/this-is-all-the-bullshit-i-have-to-carry-on-my\/"},"modified":"2022-01-19T02:55:54","modified_gmt":"2022-01-19T02:55:54","slug":"this-is-all-the-bullshit-i-have-to-carry-on-my","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.beerandrap.com\/word\/2010\/11\/01\/this-is-all-the-bullshit-i-have-to-carry-on-my\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<div id='gallery-1' class='gallery galleryid-2560 gallery-columns-3 gallery-size-thumbnail'><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon landscape'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/www.beerandrap.com\/word\/2010\/11\/01\/this-is-all-the-bullshit-i-have-to-carry-on-my\/attachment\/2561\/'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"https:\/\/www.beerandrap.com\/word\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/11\/tumblr_lb815rYuDZ1qa2zudo1_1280-150x150.jpg\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div><\/figure>\n\t\t<\/div>\n\n<p>This is all the bullshit I have to carry on my person for the next two weeks. Radio, charger, grandma&rsquo;s cell phone, on call pager, personal pager. Oh and not to mention my own cell phone that I took this stupid picture with. The 2 weeks of being on call is probably the shittiest part about my job. I have to respond within 15 minutes. The radio is a new addition to this pile of mobile communication bullshit. They use to issue me a Razor but then someone broke it so now we get this stupid LG from 1998 to use we need to page some one.<\/p>\n<p>It&rsquo;s retarded, I mean fuck today I got an email asking me to fax someone one. Fucking fax. It&rsquo;s a university, we have the means to use goddamn PDF&rsquo;s but these fools are stuck in the past. Our time\/materials are charged via some bullshit ass visual basic microsoft office interface that someone build with a fucking atari and we can&rsquo;t update it because these old timey lifestyle motherfuckers bitch and moan anytime you try to change anything. I swear, these fools would be writing in stone if you didn&rsquo;t force them to email.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This is all the bullshit I have to carry on my person for the next two weeks. Radio, charger, grandma&rsquo;s cell phone, on call pager, personal pager. Oh and not to mention my own cell phone that I took this stupid picture with. The 2 weeks of being on call is probably the shittiest part [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"gallery","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[499],"class_list":["post-2560","post","type-post","status-publish","format-gallery","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-work","post_format-post-format-gallery"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.beerandrap.com\/word\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2560","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.beerandrap.com\/word\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.beerandrap.com\/word\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.beerandrap.com\/word\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.beerandrap.com\/word\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2560"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.beerandrap.com\/word\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2560\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2562,"href":"https:\/\/www.beerandrap.com\/word\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2560\/revisions\/2562"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.beerandrap.com\/word\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2560"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.beerandrap.com\/word\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2560"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.beerandrap.com\/word\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2560"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}