{"id":2820,"date":"2010-08-11T23:05:06","date_gmt":"2010-08-11T23:05:06","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.beerandrap.com\/word\/2010\/08\/11\/why-your-mom-is-mad-you-didnt-call-her-back-and\/"},"modified":"2010-08-11T23:05:06","modified_gmt":"2010-08-11T23:05:06","slug":"why-your-mom-is-mad-you-didnt-call-her-back-and","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.beerandrap.com\/word\/2010\/08\/11\/why-your-mom-is-mad-you-didnt-call-her-back-and\/","title":{"rendered":"Why your mom is mad you didn&#8217;t call her back and why you didn&#8217;t."},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href='http:\/\/www.washingtonpost.com\/wp-dyn\/content\/article\/2010\/08\/07\/AR2010080702848.html?nav=rss_email\/components'>Why your mom is mad you didn&#8217;t call her back and why you didn&#8217;t. <\/a><\/p>\n<div class=\"link_description\">\n<p>(via <a href=\"http:\/\/monique-r.tumblr.com\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">monique-r<\/a>)<\/p>\n<p>she is, although my dad figured out email works best with me. Fuck taking a call in the middle of some shit just to fucking chat.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Why your mom is mad you didn&#8217;t call her back and why you didn&#8217;t. (via monique-r) she is, although my dad figured out email works best with me. Fuck taking a call in the middle of some shit just to fucking chat.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"link","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2820","post","type-post","status-publish","format-link","hentry","category-uncategorized","post_format-post-format-link"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.beerandrap.com\/word\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2820","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.beerandrap.com\/word\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.beerandrap.com\/word\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.beerandrap.com\/word\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.beerandrap.com\/word\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2820"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.beerandrap.com\/word\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2820\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.beerandrap.com\/word\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2820"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.beerandrap.com\/word\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2820"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.beerandrap.com\/word\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2820"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}