{"id":3046,"date":"2010-06-11T23:05:48","date_gmt":"2010-06-11T23:05:48","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.beerandrap.com\/word\/2010\/06\/11\/jenny-jones-blog-fucking-rules\/"},"modified":"2010-06-11T23:05:48","modified_gmt":"2010-06-11T23:05:48","slug":"jenny-jones-blog-fucking-rules","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.beerandrap.com\/word\/2010\/06\/11\/jenny-jones-blog-fucking-rules\/","title":{"rendered":"Jenny Jones&#8217; Blog fucking rules"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href='http:\/\/www.jennyjones.com\/myblog\/?p=167'>Jenny Jones&#8217; Blog fucking rules<\/a><\/p>\n<div class=\"link_description\">\n<blockquote>\n<p>It\u2019s April Fools Day and I always wonder how that got started. Do you suppose some guy was trying to impress a woman: \u201cI\u2019ve got a private jet waiting to take you to Paris for lunch. Join me in a drink?\u201d And she says, \u201cDo I get to ride to the airport in that Ford Fiesta I saw you pull up in?\u201d Guy says, \u201cI was kidding!!! There\u2019s no jet. It\u2019s April 1st and that\u2019s April Fools Day in my country. It\u2019s what we do. Gotcha! Now, how about that drink?\u201d<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Jenny Jones&#8217; Blog fucking rules It\u2019s April Fools Day and I always wonder how that got started. Do you suppose some guy was trying to impress a woman: \u201cI\u2019ve got a private jet waiting to take you to Paris for lunch. Join me in a drink?\u201d And she says, \u201cDo I get to ride to [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"link","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3046","post","type-post","status-publish","format-link","hentry","category-uncategorized","post_format-post-format-link"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.beerandrap.com\/word\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3046","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.beerandrap.com\/word\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.beerandrap.com\/word\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.beerandrap.com\/word\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.beerandrap.com\/word\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3046"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.beerandrap.com\/word\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3046\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.beerandrap.com\/word\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3046"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.beerandrap.com\/word\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3046"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.beerandrap.com\/word\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3046"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}